my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
[HQ] New Mockingjay: Part 1 Rebel posters via Wired
“If I could grow wings, I could fly. Only people can’t grow wings,” he say’s.
“Real or not real?”
“Real,” I say. “But people don’t need wings to s u r v i v e.”
“M o c k i n g j a y s d o.”
Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck